Hump Day Wild Card — 4.17.13

I returned from Florida with an uneven tan — thanks to poor application of sun tan lotion (which I almost never use — and an addition for “Duck Dynasty.” After watching the top-notch NCAA Tournament final a week ago Monday, Miss Stephanie plugged in an episode of “Duck Dynasty,” which features a red-neck family named Robertson that struck it rich by making superb duck calls. Mrs. O & I got so hooked, that we bought the whole second season of DD and watched it while recuperating from jetlag Monday. Yeah, yeah, I know, I live on the wild side. Now for your Hump Day Wild Card …