Cutline Contest — 4.24.13

Christie’s scientific specialist James Hyslop poses for photographs with a sub-fossilized pre-17th century Elephant Bird egg at the auction house’s premises in London. A massive partly fossilized egg laid by a now-extinct elephant bird has sold for more than double its estimate ($103,813) at a London auction. You write the cutline. (AP photo)

Tuesday’s Winner — Charlie, w/4 votes: “Since I went on the “Nutrisystem,” I’m prettier than Terry Bradshaw.” Photo plus all the cutline entries here.