Buying Pixels By The Screenful?

I’ve been thinking about that HucksOnline post yesterday re: Mary Souza announcing she had canceled her subscription to the Coeur d’Alene Press. One of you Merry Hucksters commented that Mary shouldn’t get into a fight with skunks who buy ink by the barrel. From time to time, I’ve heard that I was referred to as one of those “skunks” (although I rely on others to buy ink by the barrel). However, in the era of the new media, that old saying doesn’t seem up-to-date. So here’s the question:

Question: How would you update the skunks-buying-ink-by-barrel to fit the modern, technological age?