Carlos Danger Name Generator

Slate magazine is offering a widget that enables users to get a name like Anthony Weiner’s alleged sexting pseudonym: “Want a fantastic online sobriquet like Carlos Danger? You’re in luck. Type your first and last names into the fields below and click “Get My Name” to find your personal pseudonym.” Click here.

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Question: What’s your Carlos Danger-type name?