Life Of A Mosquito Magnet

“After a family outing at Liberty Lake County Park,” posts Nic (Rants, Raves & Random Thoughts), “I have counted the following mosquito bites.”

One on the back of my left hand at the base of my thumb.
One on the back of my left calf.
Two on my left shin.
One on both knees.
One on my left forearm, just below the elbow.
One in the bicep of my right arm.
One on my collar bone, right side.
One on the outside edge of the pinna of my left ear.
One at the base of my skull behind the pinna on the right.
One along the hairline above my right temple.

(Note to self: buy bug spray.)

DFO: I wonder how Nic’s litany would sound in Dr. Seuss-speak?

Question: Are you a mosquito magnet?