Wild Card/Thursday — 3.14.13

My daughter, Amy Dearest, who lives in the real Portlandia, texted Wednesday re: another zany Slice of Life moment she ‘d just experienced — at the nearby Fred Meyer super-store. A woman asked the store butcher to recommend a good slice of meat — for her dog. She was a vegan and didn’t know one cut from another. But she wanted to make sure her four-legged carnivore was eating the best stuff. Only in Portlandia. Now for today’s Wild Card …