OTV: High Five For The Bard

He’s a sadist
and a meanie —
Old Jack Frost killed
our zucchini.

This is an instant Bard classic. I hope someday we get a compilation book of his/her work. Not sure if the true identity of this perpetually fantastic poet will ever become public knowledge/ OrangeTV.

DFO: I’d love to see a compilation of The Bard’s best poetry. As long as I’m alive & kicking, I’ll guarantee you that the identity of The Bard someone will become know. S/he deserves total credit for the long labor of love in providing this poems exclusively to my print column and for the last 10 years my online blog. I passed your note on to The Bard. S/he deserves our praise & thanks.

Other thoughts?