Cindy & The Attack Of The Rat Dog

On her Facebook page, Cindy posts: “Just returned from my walk during which I was attacked by a tiny yippy dog wearing a PINK SWEATER. I am not kidding. I was lost in thought and tunes (Hall & Oates, still) when I felt something grab my pants and there was this dog (too cute to be a rat despite the sweater) darting around my ankles. The owner came running up, chasing the dog. When she scooped him up I asked if he bites and she says, “Well, yes…” I said, “You are lucky I didn’t kick him!” And she replied, “He’s used to it.” Say what you will about cats, D.f. Oliveria, but I’ve never been attacked by one while on my daily walk.”

DFO: One of my good buds was complaining last night about his neighbor’s two cats who think his wife’s flower garden is their personal toilet. Nasty. (BTW, I ap-hollow-gize for the inset cat photo. Cindy keeps changing her Facebook photo. And, I think, we’re stuck with this one for awhile.)

Question: What’s more alarming — that Cindy was attacked by a rat dog in a pink sweater or that she was listening to Hall & Oates?