Facing Long Council Night w/Chobani

On his Facebook page, Councilman Mike Kennedy posts (re: Chobani pulls yogurt after customers complain of funny taste, bloated containers, illness ): ” Gotta admit — I’ve thrown away a few of these yogurts the last week because I thought my office refrigerator was too cold and “over-froze” the yogurt causing it to “swell”. Clearly I haven’t a clue what causes yogurt to “swell”. I had one today that I didn’t finish because it tasted weird. My only complaint is that I wish explosive diarrhea would have arrived early enough that I could avoid my city council meeting this evening. Way to go, Chobani (Idaho plant, apparently). I’ve been a fan for a long time and now I’m bracing for a long night …”

Question: Real men eat yogurt?