Litter Find: Testosterone Ointment?

As you may know, I pick up litter along my 3-mile waterfront walk each working day. I’ve been impressed to do so by Walkabout, who keeps Tubbs Hill from becoming a pig sty. Anyway, here’s some of the items I picked up today: a flattened plastic bottle of Pepsi, a wrapper from a king size Butterfinger (Nobody’s gonna lay a finger on my Butterfinger) ice cream bar, 18 inches of twisted rebar, a broken piece of an old glass soup bowl, a dry, red Big Ultra Round Stic Grip pen and — (drum roll, puh-leez) a 50 mg tube of Testim 1% (testosterone gel), in the grassy boulevard in front of North Idaho Title next to the SR CdA office.

Question: Um, is anyone missing a tube of testosterone ointment?