Clark: A Brush With Paranormal

According to loons who sound off on this radio talk show I listen to every night while brushing my teeth, there’s a very high probability that the planet will explode before you finish reading this … BOOM!!! Sorry. I was just trying to share the unsettled feeling of dread that I get from “Coast to Coast AM,” which airs 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. on Spokane’s KQNT 590. Paranoia Theater would be a more apt name for it. Consider a few of the bombshells I’ve learned while brushing my molars of late: The government, not terrorists, knocked down the World Trade Center on 9/11. There’s a Dog Man running around Michigan. (Is it news if man bites Dog Man?) Those fluffy “chemtrails” you see in the sky are part of a sinister plot to control the climate. (And here I thought it was Al Gore.)/ Doug Clark , SR. More here.

Question: OK, let’s come clean here. Which conspiracy or paranormal theory do you believe in?