Joker’s Version Of ‘Law & Order’

Tongue firmly cheeked, Joker offers: “Here is an except from the script of of my latest idea: a new crime show set in Coeur d’Alene – ‘Law& Order: Whack-a-doodle’ unit.”

Mary Jo: Help me quick. The Coeur d’Alene School District is breaking the open meeting law! They’re doing things in secret.
Det. Briscoe: I gave up New York for this?
Capt. Christie Wood: Come on buddy, this is a serious case. Mary Jo, what are you talking about?
Mary Jo: The district wants to add the words.

(Sound of DUM DUM)

Briscoe: I have a few words, but continue.
Mary Jo: They’re trying to add the words about, whispers,
gay people to the district policies.

(Sound DUM DUM)

Briscoe: How do you know this? More here.