He Was An Old Grand-Dad, Indeed

Arpie (RE: She was a beautiful child ): I was a pall bearer along with my cousins at my grandfather’s funeral. After the grave side part of the service the funeral home feller pulled me aside and handed me a bottle of whiskey. He explained that years before when my grandfather had visited the funeral home and picked out his coffin he had the funeral home put the bottle in the coffin with instructions to give it to the pall bearers. The whiskey, “Old Granddad.”