Joker: Roundabout Drivers

It’s not the roundabout that are annoying, comments Joker, it’s the drivers using the roundabouts. I have broken down the types of roundabout drivers that cause frustration.

• 1. The IHOPers . Generally these are senior citizens who are petrified by the roundabout and they creep ever so slowly into the roundabout and you not sure if they’re going to make it.
• 2. Monster Truck Mayhem . These are guys who are itching to run over somebody. They actually accelerate in the roundabout, hoping you’ll cut in front of them.
• 3. The Andrettis . These are people who view the around about as an Indy race and whip all the way around the roundabout for the fun of it.
• 4. Student drivers . These are people who equally dangerous because they seem so unsure of themselves as they go through the roundabout. Some are prone to stopping mid round and backing up.
• 5. Praying . The majority of drivers who are praying the oncoming car/truck doesn’t smash into them.

Question: Can you add to this list?