Tarantula Now Staying At Duncan’s

Sgt. Christie Wood of the Coeur d’Alene Police Department tells Huckleberries that Duncan’s Pet Store, Govt Way & Harrison/CdA, has adopted the giant tarantula found wandering on Courcelles Parkway/Coeur d’Alene Place Wednesday. Quoth Christie: “Nobody wanted to keep the pet around any longer. They picked him up yesterday after a full day of shenanigans at the PD.”

Question: What would be a good name for a large spider?