R-Minus-9 Wild Card — 3.5.14

9 Days & Counting (to affiliate with the Republican Party to vote in the closed GOPrimary in May): I’m not going to brag — because there are other people who have pets that they love, even cats — but my Beagle Huckleberry graduated w/honors from the North Idaho School of Dog Obedience Tuesday night. Where do you get one of those stickers — you know, the ones that say something like: “My Beagle is smarter than your cat”? Now for today’s Wild Card …

• You can learn more re: affiliating with the GOP for the spring primary here