I’m Sorry, So Sorry …

Little know fact: Today is actually “Apologize To Everybody You Offended During National Honesty” Day — Cindy Hval.

DFO: Gracious, if I ap-hollow-gized to everyone I’ve offended over the years, I’d have to quit my full-time job to ap-hollow-gize full-time.

Question: If you had to ap-hollow-gize to everyone that you’ve offended, how long would it take?