Living Here In Urinetown

JohnA offers this ode to the WSU Greeks who view Lake Coeur d’Alene’s lovely waterfront as one big urinal:

Well, we’re living here in Urinetown.
Where the Greeks are pulling underwear down.
Out in Urinetown they’re killing grass
Leaving their dorms
Showing their ‘*ss”

Well, their fathers fought the Vietnam War
Spent their weekends on our lovely shore
Met their mothers in a downtown bar
Asked them to dance
Hoping to score.
And we’re living here in Urinetown.

Entire poem/song here