24 Hour bikers good at team name game

BICYCLING — As of today, 716 riders have registered (limit is 900) for the annual 24-Hours Round the Clock mountain bike race and camping extravaganza at the Seven Mile area of Riverside State Park this Memorial Day Weekend.

Take a quick look at the team names and you get the idea that this is a great event and an even greater party. For example:

2 Person Open Teams

• Four Nuts in a Sack

​4 Person Open Teams

• Bacon Strippers
• Bike Masters of the Universe

5 Person All Female

• Coal Valley Cougars
• Bombin’ Betties
• Flying Buttress
• Whiskey MD

5 Person Coed

• That’s Gonna Hurt
• Ubermenches + Uberwench

5 Person Open Age Combined Ages of 150-199

• Ride it Like You Stole it
• Afghanistan Banana Stand
• Midnight Yard Sale

5 Person Open Age Combined Ages of 200-249

• We’re Not Dead Yet
• Coal Valley Casanova’s
• Team Crutch
• The Good, The Sad and the Butt Ugly

5 Person Open Age Combined Ages of 250+

• Return of the Poo Flinging Monkeys
• Nine and One-Half Legs
• The Boy-Toyz of Wendy Z

Corporate Teams 10 Person

• Holy Shift
• Chuck Norris Rode a Single Speed, ONCE!
• Tender Nads
• Social Insecurity