1 Year Ago: Patrick’s Manifesto

• 1. Add the damn words, already!
• 2. Legislation to bring all aspects of Idaho government forward 50 years to the present time.
• 3. Apple fritter as the official state doughnut.
• 4. Mandatory Grace Jones Mondays.
• 5. Raise the minimum wage to $45.25/hr
• 6. No white shoes after labor day.
• 7. Legalize it!
• 8. Lana Turner’s birthday (Feb 8) is a state holiday (she’s from Wallace) and everyone gets the day off. Let’s make it a whole week off.
• 9. An In-N-Out Burger joint in every town.
• 10. Jello shots $1 every hour on the hour.
• 11. Creation of an official fashion committee for the first lady to make sure girlfriend is looking fierce!
• 12. Removal of the embarrassing, outdated phrase “Famous Potatoes” from the licence plates. Replace it with “Mullet Paradise.”