The Slice: Compatibility questions got your goat?

Let’s celebrate the arrival of the Year of the Goat with an assessment of Spokane area couples’ astrological compatibility.

You might not know if you are a rat, a tiger or a monkey, so let’s mostly stick with more familiar signs of the Zodiac.

The following is guaranteed to be as accurate as any astrological forecast.

Aries and Taurus: Lots of arguments. Lots of make-up sex.

Gemini and Cancer: Tension in the early years, but then much laughter.

Leo and Virgo: This combination of signs says “I’d Turn Back If I Were You.”

Libra and Scorpio: C’mon, get happy.

Sagittarius and Capricorn: There’s every reason to think these unions will flourish.

Aquarius and Pisces: Red flags here, but your pairing could be the exception.

Virgo and Libra: “Imagine me and you. I do.”

Leo and Scorpio: Fifteen rounds of mutual respect and big credit-card balances.

Cancer and Sagittarius: Cue the Barry White song.

Gemini and Capricorn: Suddenly the clouds cleared away and the sun broke through.

Taurus and Aquarius: As first marriages go, this combination offers many teachable moments.

Aries and Pisces: “Is that what you’re wearing?”

Gemini and Gemini: Remember Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots?

Libra and Libra: Sort of like a romance novel without the romance.

Leo and Leo: Procreators’ Special.

Aries and Aries: Near nature, near snoring.

Cancer and Cancer: Come for the lust, stay for the casseroles.

Taurus and Taurus: This works only in Idaho.

Virgo and Virgo: Riders on the storm.

Scorpio and Scorpio: Apologies accepted.

Sagittarius and Sagittarius: It’s almost like being in love.

Capricorn and Capricorn: Two thumbs up.

Aquarius and Aquarius: Beast Mode.

Pisces and Pisces: Still illegal in 26 states.

Goat and Goat: A lot like Marmot and Marmot.

Today’s Slice question: What have you decided with a coin flip?