Rachel Dolezal Exposure Test

Head fuzzy? Can’t seem to focus? Forget where you left the kids or your pot stash? Yes. I know. And I’m here to help. You’re obviously suffering from PTDS or, as the brain scientists call it, Post Traumatic Dolezal Syndrome. Just how overcome and obsessed are you from the constant barrage of news about Spokane’s own white/black ex-NAACP president and ousted member of the ombudsman commission, Rachel Dolezal? Today you can check how Dolezaled you are by taking the following multiple-choice quiz that is approved by the APA (American Psychosis Association). Answer the questions as honestly as you do when you fudge on your income taxes. We’ll add up your scores at the end of the exam/Doug Clark, SR. Take the Rachel Dolezal exposure test here.

Question: How closely did you follow the Rachel Dolezal story?