First, the license, then, the crash

When we last encountered Eden Irgens’ daughter, Riley, she was emerging from a long ordeal in the Driver’s License. She spent more than 4 hours waiting in line and then taking the test to obtain her first driver’s license. Now we learn that has already been in a fender bender. But it wasn’t her fault. Just ask her mom. Seems Eden hasn’t become accustomed to having a vehicle parked on driveway behind her lane in the garage. Running late, Eden backed up Wednesday morning, only to be stopped by a small “crunch” sound. Eden’s left rear bumper had collided with Riley’s right front bumper. The tears brought neighbors who checked to see if Eden was OK. That, and the fact that no one was hurt cheered Eden up. “That is the happy ending to this story,” Facebooks Eden. “It’s just money, right?? $$$$.”

Question: Let s/he who has never backed into another vehicle — or the garage door — write the first sarcastic comment.