My ‘Slice’ answer: Always dressed for gym, rarely left home. Last to bring trash to curb.

Paul Turner/The Slice asks: How would your neighbors characterize you to news reporters if you were accused of a sensational crime? Mine: “She was always dressed for the gym, but rarely left home. She was so cheap she shared a newspaper subscription with the old lady next door. She was always last to bring her garbage can to the curb on trash day. Ever since she moved in she talked about thinning her irises. She was partial to camo.”

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