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The Slice: It’s all up in the air
But they were. I’ll give you an example – treehouses.
Virtually nothing about these arboreal play rooms has stayed the same. Just consider.
Then: Haphazard construction. Little attention to building code. Kids learned by trial and error.
Now: Adult supervision. HGTV influence.
Then: Kids in tree forts talked like pirates before that was a thing.
Now: Kids ask if the treehouse will have WiFi access.
Then: Comic books.
Now: Social media.
Then: Gender divide.
Now: Inclusiveness.
Then: Creative strategies for dealing with “I have to go to the bathroom.”
Now: Lots of trips to the house.
Then: Declarations of intent to stay up there all summer.
Now: “Remind me when it gets near 10:30 because I have to go to soccer day camp.”
Then: Ominous creaking sounds and nails working themselves loose.
Now: Discussions about load-bearing beams.
Then: Splinters.
Now: Carpeting.
Then: Treehouse as a military outpost.
Now: Civilian, peacetime installation.
Then: Cache of junk food.
Now: Nutritious snacks
Then: Strict hierarchy of ranks.
Now: Discussion groups, sharing.
Then: Dirt clods and unripe fruit brought up to the treehouse for ammunition.
Now: Feng shui.
Then: Binoculars.
Now: Neighbors calling Crime Check.
Then: Dog barking down below.
Now: Dog barking down below.
Then: Studying an old copy of Playboy.
Now: There’s this thing called the internet.
Then: Someone down below yelling “What’re you doing up there?”
Now: Someone in the treehouse getting a text reminding him it’s time to take his pills.
Then: Fantasy play inspired by “Swiss Family Robinson.”
Now: A follow-up text: “Did you take your pills?”
Then: An unquestioning belief that summer will last forever.
Now: Same.
Warm-up question: Who was the youngest little boy around here to look at his dad’s hairline and then ask if male pattern baldness is in his future?
Today’s Slice question: What’s the best job for someone who wants to bring his or her dog to work?
Write The Slice at P. O. Box 2160, Spokane, WA 99210; call (509) 459-5470; email pault@spokesman.com. Mike Dodson learned about proper positioning of the handle of a cooking pan by accidentally knocking one over and ruining dinner.