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Unicorn: Don’t Ever Take A Selfie with a Moose

An injured moose comes out of a hedged front yard and past a Washington Fish and Wildlife officer on W. York Ave. near Cannon St. after being shot with a tranquilizer dart Tuesday, June 28, 2016, in Spokane. (Jesse Tinsley / The Spokesman-Review)
By D.F. Oliveria daveo@spokesman.com(509) 319-0354
An injured moose comes out of a hedged front yard and past a Washington Fish and Wildlife officer on W. York Ave. near Cannon St. after being shot with a tranquilizer dart Tuesday, June 28, 2016, in Spokane. (Jesse Tinsley / The Spokesman-Review)
An injured moose comes out of a hedged front yard and past a Washington Fish and Wildlife officer on W. York Ave. near Cannon St. after being shot with a tranquilizer dart Tuesday, June 28, 2016, in Spokane. (Jesse Tinsley / The Spokesman-Review)

Don’t ever take a selfie with a moose
the very notion seems a bit obtuse
His antlers are humongous
His mood is worse than Congress’s
And he might die from bumper abuse!

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* This story was originally published as a post from the blog "Huckleberries Online." Read all stories from this blog