Idahozation?

Paul Turner /The Slice asks readers to finish this sentence: “The Spokanization of your lifestyle will be complete when …” It got me to wondering what readers on the better side of the Idaho/Washington stateline would say. Idahomies, answer me this: “The Idahozation of your lifestyle will be complete when …”

Also in today’s Slice: Food snobs, hitchiking gone wrong and more, here .