“Note to the Derelict who stole my new projector lights out of my yard: I have the remotes. Your “new to you” lights won’t work. So why don’t you just slink back over to my yard and return what isn’t yours?” — Christa Hazel.

Christa tells Huckleberries that the projector lights provide a laser light show on the outside walls of her house. She had planned to use them year round for various holidays. Now some slimeball has short-circuited those plans.