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For illustrative purposes only: A woman undergoes a pat-down during TSA security screening at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport in Seattle. (AP File Photo/Ted S. Warren)
By D.F. Oliveria daveo@spokesman.com(509) 319-0354
For illustrative purposes only: A woman undergoes a pat-down during TSA security screening at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport in Seattle. (AP File Photo/Ted S. Warren)
For illustrative purposes only: A woman undergoes a pat-down during TSA security screening at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport in Seattle. (AP File Photo/Ted S. Warren)

They pay us good wages
to feel up your granny
in case she’s got A bombs
concealed in her fanny.

Tom Wobker/The Bard of Sherman Avenue

* This story was originally published as a post from the blog "Huckleberries Online." Read all stories from this blog