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To His Abscess

Here's my dearly departed friend Tom Wobker (right) with office mate Ron Nicklas at Pennaluna & Co in downtown Coeur d'Alene. This SR file photo was taken in 1993, or about the time that Tom and I began collaborating to publish poems by the mysterious Bard of Sherman Avenue.

So many people will now gain
from thee, my swollen pile of pain:
the doctor and the nurse I’ll pay
to make sure that you go away;
the tech who’s paid to run the test;
the clerk who sends out that request;
the pharma firm that sells the med;
the drugstore too will get some bread.
You’re so much more than blood and pus —
you’re economic stimulus.

Tom Wobker, The Bard of Sherman Avenue

* This story was originally published as a post from the blog "Huckleberries Online." Read all stories from this blog