Wedeln: Oh, come on

Reacting to caution in Coeur d’Alene Press story that we should take it easy re: splashing through puddles from melting snow, Wedeln comments:

that’s complete nonsense. I love to splash and have for years, me and my 7 year old make a sport out of it trying to spot small puddle ponds to blast thru. Modern vehicles can easily handle splash events. I guess if we really want to live an overly careful life we should also stop:

1) taking a bath or hot tub within 30 minutes of eating a meal. YOU MIGHT CRAMP AND DROWN.
2) mixing different kinds of cold cereal in a bowl for breakfast. RICE KRISPIES AND RAISIN BRAN TOGETHER CAN CAUSE BOWEL RUPTURES.
3) chewing gum while giving a press conference: SEAN SPICER RULE
4) chasing shots of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey with high bitterness unit IPAs: YOU MIGHT GET DRUNK
5) Riding a bicycle over a curb: IT JARS YOUR KIDNEYS BAD
6) Taking your vehicle in for an oil change and not having all your brakes replaced because the mechanic tells you they squeak: YOU WILL DIE IN A FLAMING WRECK
7) Wearing white after Labor Day: YOU WILL CHOKE ON YOUR FIRST PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE
8) reading a Trump Tweet while preparing for your GED test in English: YOU WILL FAIL

Question: Can you add to the list?