Melissa’s Valentine’s Day tweets

Melissa Davlin/Idaho Reports is having fun on Twitter today, tweeting Valentine’s Day messages with a legislative bent:

• You make my heart burst like illegal fireworks. My love for you burns like the Boise foothills in July.
• You used civil asset forfeiture to steal my heart.
• I’d cross all the washed-out bridges, dodge all the unrepaired potholes on I-84, just to be with you.
• If you’ve heard I’m into you, trust that it’s not fake news.

Can you add to Melissa’s list?