Out, out, damn bra

Sadder but wiser, Katrina Swaim Wright, of Coeur d’Alene, is coming to terms with the new bra she ordered online. She knew the risk going in. Even with measurements, no two brands are the same. But she ordered anyway, eyes wide open. After, she Facebooked: “Who designed this bra, General Patton? It feels like I’m wearing body armor. The Playtex Tactical Breastplate (+2 Endurance; -3 Agility).” She was philosophical afterward when contacted by Huckleberries: “Oh well. It will be good for holding me together on those days I feel like falling apart.”