You know it’s North Idaho Cold when …

Wedeln offers some ways that you can tell it’s “North Idaho Cold”:

• You know it’s North Idaho Cold when the newly arrived Californians use their fondue pots to warm up their mittens.
• You know it’s North Idaho cold when squirrels drop dead from trees and the locals gather them up for squirrel hockey on frozen ponds followed by 20 minutes each on defrost in the microwave.
• You know it’s North Idaho cold when you stop in Blanchard and hear all the gums chattering of the locals outside picking up frozen squirrels.
• You know it’s North Idaho cold when they rename Athol to Puckertown.

Question: Can you add to this list?