Wedeln’s alt-Snowpocalypse names

Wedeln offers alternative names for this Snowpocalyptic Winter of our Discontent:

• 1. Shivertown USA
• 2. Frostageddon
• 3 You Will Know Us by Our Trail of Wet Mittens and Puddles on the Floor Mom Just Mopped
• 4 Old People Complaining About Being Cold and Constipated Week - First Week in January Edition
• 5 Winter
• 6 Climate Harangue
• 7 Idafroze
• 8 My Antifreeze is Called Jack Daniels
• 9 Flagpole Licka
• 10 Polar Rigor Mortis

Question: Any suggestions to add to the list?