TSA Pat Down

No one likes the TSA.
But I hope they won’t despair.
I propose a merger,
With Obamacare!

Screeners should be doctors.
So every time I flew,
I’d receive a check up,
While standing there in queue.

While they are demanding,
That my shoes are off,
They could ask me to,
Turn my head and cough.

Put ’em both together.
And we’d save a lot.
Get a pat-down with,
An influenza shot!

Remember The Bard