Vanity Plates: A cautionary tale

Nic, our Faithful Geek, offers a cautionary tale for those of you considering a vanity plate or bumper sticker: Make sure you can live up to the message that you’ll be displaying 24/7/365. He encountered a female driver earlier this week who clearly didn’t:

“She merged into the lane behind me and she was clearly displeased with my adherence to the speed limit. When I looked in the rear view mirror, I observed angry eyebrows, lips twisted by a scowl, and a face quickly turning a darker shade of red. When she finally had the opportunity to pass me, she punched the gas and flew by me at a rate fast enough to earn a speeding ticket had their been a police officer present. As she sped by, her face was the textbook image of rage. After she passed, I read her vanity plate. It said “HAPPY3X.” More here.

Question: Tell us about the bumper stickers or vanity plates on your vehicles(s).