What’s a few years between spouses?

Best May to September joke: Catherine Zeta-Jones says of her much older husband, Michael Douglas, “I wasn’t around when Michael won his,” referring to Douglas’ Oscar win for “Wall Street.” He, after a pause, says, “Well, you were born, honey.” Yeah, barely. She was 19.

Sorry. When I first typed her age, I typed 9. Big difference, eh?