Are you one of Steve Garvey’s children?

Yes, that’s impolite.

But considering what we learned long ago about the onetime Los Angeles Dodgers slugger’s off-field antics, it seems fair to ask.

Did he father some children here while a member of the Spokane Indians?

If Garvey was your dad, you would be about 42 now. You might have a prominent chin.

If you think it is a possibility, ask your mother if she used to be a baseball fan.

Remember, Father’s Day — the special occasion invented in Spokane — is just 31 days away. But there’s still time to pick out a nice card.