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Urinal dialogues at The Bing

Got to shake hands with some great people, old friends and new, at last night's Spokane Trivia Championship sponsored by the Spokane Library Foundation.

One person with whom I did not shake hands was a tall man I encountered in the men's room at the Bing Crosby Theater. He was someone I had not met before but I was sure I recognized him. He has done some good things in our community and I wanted to congratulate him.

So while he was otherwise engaged with his back to me, I passed along a few attaboys. I think he nodded.

He didn't seem blown away by my praise, but neither did he appear to be annoyed to be addressed while relieving himself.

I exited the restroom and promptly thought of one other thing I wanted to say. So I made a U-turn and headed back in. The guy I had been speaking to was still at the urinal. (I'm guessing he is about 60.)

Anyway, I offered my additional comment and then he said, "You know, I think you have mistaken me for someone else."

In that instant, I realized he was right.

"Oh," I said. "Sorry."

I left the restroom again and this time I kept on going.



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