Did you know there is a Fudge Valentine’s Day movement?

Only no one says “Fudge.”

Heck, I have been arguing for years that VD is for those totally lacking imagination. I’m practically the John Connor of this resistance movement, if I do say so myself.

Though, I have to admit, I sort of liked it back in grade school.

Do you remember making card receptacles out of decorated shoe boxes?

The teachers I had insisted that everyone give a card to everyone else, so it was not a brutal popularity competition. And I do not recall there being any sexual overtones, homoerotic or otherwise.