Dana Freeborn shared this.

"I knew someone whose resume listed career objectives mistakenly under the heading of career objections."

That reminds me of a story a relative of mine told me a few years ago.

A job candidate was asked if he had any shortcomings. Or something like that. At any rate, it was the sort of question usually answered with "I care too much" or some such nonsense.

But this candidate? He answers, "Well, my wife would say I'm an alcoholic."

He meant to say "workaholic."

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