What are you rebelling against, Johnny?

If you have a friend or co-worker named John or Jon, do him a favor today.

Ask him that question. Every guy deserves a chance to be the young Marlon Brando, at least for a few seconds.

Trust me. He’ll enjoy giving you the time-honored snarled answer, “Whaddaya got?”

And if you set him up for that and he doesn’t know what you’re talking about, you might want to rethink your relationship with him.