What are you rebelling against, Johnny?
If you have a friend or co-worker named John or Jon, do him a favor today.
Ask him that question. Every guy deserves a chance to be the young Marlon Brando, at least for a few seconds.
Trust me. He'll enjoy giving you the time-honored snarled answer, "Whaddaya got?"
And if you set him up for that and he doesn't know what you're talking about, you might want to rethink your relationship with him.
