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From The Slice that appeared on July 13, 1995

Ben Guhin’s mom noticed that the 7-year-old boy hardly ever opened his eyes during a swimming lesson.

So she asked him, how come?

“I couldn’t,” Ben said. “There was too much caffeine.”

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