Unshoveled sidewalks send what message?

A) Walking? What’s walking? B) An invalid lives here. C) This commercial property owned by someone who assumes everyone in Spokane uses an automobile to go from the dining room to the bedroom. D) Please go commit an anatomically impossible act on yourself. E) Why shovel? The plows will just rebury the sidewalk. F) What nature hath wrought, nature shall redress in the fullness of time. G) Other.