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Famous last words…

Dave Laird

Good morning, Netizens…

(Taken from the Fortunes, a massive collection of infamous quotes which resides on most civil Unix boxes)

(1) Don’t unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
(2) Let’s take the shortcut, he can’t see us from there.
(3) What happens if you touch these two wires tog—
(4) We won’t need reservations.
(5) It’s always sunny there this time of the year.
(6) Don’t worry, it’s not loaded.
(7) They’d never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.
(8) Don’t worry! Women love it!

Dave

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