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Marmie: Nuffins Off Limits @ Me House

RE: Telling your kids about sex

When me lads were poor students and I KNEW they had steady girlfriends, I could just buy their condoms along with their deodorants and shaving stuff as part of the course……. I didnt want them taking unnecessary risks for the sake of a few quid….. I mean, i knew they are ‘doing it’ and I knew they was stoney broke…. and I knew that ‘things happen’…. so…. it was either tell them to ‘keep their bits in their boxers’ or to take the necessary precautions :) - as touch wood (maybe thats not appropriate wording LOL) we are still all open about everything here….. even though they are older, well my Jacob is only still 15 and Sam 18…but Ben and Tom are older, but still, nuffins taboo/ Marmitetoasty , Twaddle: Everyday Rubbish . Full post below.

Question: Who told you about the birds & the bees?

Didnt have ‘the talk’ as such…….. things were and are always discussed as and when they cropped up, and from those moments on nuffin was taboo and everything is always just talked about in general and in the open……. so no need for ‘the talk’…… mine do know though that when ya ‘grow fluff around ya charlie’ then you truely are a man and no longer a child LMFAO…….

Sex, drugs, girls, babies, sex, homisexuals, drugs and did I mention sex, oh and the price of milk are NOT taboo in this house hence me lads have always just openly asked questions and we have talked and laffed about most things…… condoms….. remember me Twaddle post on condoms a little while back..

http://marmitetoasty.blogspot.com/200…

If you get a chance to read the above Twaddle post you will SEE how open I and me lads are LOL

No taboos, no embarrassments just answers and much laughter :), my lads have come to me with all manner of questions, just openly and in general conversation…… about all sorts of things that would probably turn others hair white LOL….

When me lads were poor students and I KNEW they had steady girlfriends, I could just buy their condoms along with their deodorants and shaving stuff as part of the course……. I didnt want them taking unnecessary risks for the sake of a few quid….. I mean, i knew they are ‘doing it’ and I knew they was stoney broke…. and I knew that ‘things happen’…. so…. it was either tell them to ‘keep their bits in their boxers’ or to take the necessary precautions :) - as touch wood (maybe thats not appropriate wording LOL) we are still all open about everything here….. even though they are older, well my Jacob is only still 15 and Sam 18…but Ben and Tom are older, but still, nuffins taboo :)….

http://marmitetoasty.blogspot.com/200…

This to (the above link) is a case where me lads can come to me with ANYTHING…… lmfao

hark at me waffling lol

* This story was originally published as a post from the blog "Huckleberries Online." Read all stories from this blog