APhoto Of The Day — 3/9/09

Utah State fan Bill Sproat, (without shirt on) tries to to distract San Jose State guard Robert Owens as he shoots a free throw during during an NCAA college basketball game Saturday in Logan, Utah. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The Herald Journal, Eli Lucero)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. DanG is shown at a recent CDA city council meeting trying to distract Councilman MikeK into thinking there is a party at some place called Tummi Yummies. (Sources close to DanG later commented that “party” should have read “coffee”)

• 2. (tie) Poolman here . And: As the Foam Fingers move down the index of popularity, the Foam Belly gains in stature — Cabbage Boy.

• 3. Utah basketball fan Bruce Sproat proves he isn’t shy about exposing his gut reaction for all to see — Escapee.

• HM: Sisyphus & John Austin