All we want to do is dance

The old liberal press – whatever the hell that means – is at it again. This time the media have co-opted poor old Bobby “Boris” Picket into re-recording his lone hit, 1962’s “Monster Mash.” Only now it’s “Monster Slash.” When will these enviros ever get it? The world will be better when, as Joni Mitchell sang, they pave paradise and put up a parking lot .