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So, you’ve heard the Ann Coulter joke, right?

Guy is given the choice to be stranded on a desert island with Ann Coulter or a life-size rubber doll. He thinks about it for a couple of seconds and opts for the doll.

“What?” he’s asked. “You’d pick a rubber doll over Ann Coulter ?”

“Yeah,” the guy replies. “Because if I were stuck on a desert island with Ann Coulter , after about five minutes I’d have to strangle her. Since I’d end up alone anyway, I might as well go with the doll.”

Note: The management in no way endorses violence to solve any problem, even one as tempting as presented in the situation above. And even though Coulter herself has never paused in suggesting similar behaviors.

Second note: Who was Ann Coulter referring to when she said, “My only regret … is he did not go to the New York Times Building.”

First one to name the person gets a free copy of “The Rough Guide to Comedy Movies” (301 pages, $14.99 paper).